[clears throat] Good morning, Network. I know most of you who were here in the last few months know me. Yeah, I'm the guy from that incident in June that lead to my month-long house arrest. If you don't know about that, just tell yourself you're glad you never knew that guy and move on. It's probably for the best.
Bearing that in mind, I wanted to, I guess, start off with some revelations. I don't know. Maybe that's what they are. Regardless, I realize, in the last few months I've been really...weepy. And, as a very close friend and blood-brother of mine has pointed out recently, I can be pretty self-centered, egotistical, and generally a dick. I... [heaves a sigh] Look. I know I can be weepy, and moan about being an incubus and how much it sucks and all that. I guess...I'm sorry. It's...yeah, it's a horrible situation to be in. I mean, if you're cool with...with being a monster, then I guess it isn't so bad. I've fought it for a few years now.
I know. I lapsed in that control, and because of that, four girls ended up dead. No amount of moping, complaining, or apologizing is going to change that fact. All of my friends here, and my family that I'm lucky enough to have with me here, have made me realize something, though: I'm right. I can't change where I came from, how much of a crazy bitch my eldest sister is, how crazy my father was, what happened to Justine, or the fact that I'm a vampire. I can't change what I am, what I became. What I
can change, though, is what I
become. I will. I
want to.
And that brings me to my offer, City, though I guess this is more directed at the Police Force than anybody. My name is Thomas Raith. I'm an incubus. I can be super fast, super strong, hear super-well, and heal just about any wound you can throw at me, given food being readily available. Don't worry. I won't kill anybody. I want to help. Sign me up.